Fainting centipede
Diru was going to do her business in the toilet. Nanay: Don't mind the dead centipede, I'll take care of it later. After a few seconds... Diru (still in the toilet): Nanay... what if the centipede is not dead? Nanay: What makes you say that? (sticks her head in the toilet) Look it's curled up. It must be dead. Diru: What if it just fainted? (looks up to nanay) Maybe it smelled my fart, and it fainted.