Fainting centipede

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Diru was going to do her business in the toilet.

Nanay: Don't mind the dead centipede, I'll take care of it later.

After a few seconds...

Diru (still in the toilet): Nanay... what if the centipede is not dead?

Nanay: What makes you say that? (sticks her head in the toilet) Look it's curled up. It must be dead.

Diru: What if it just fainted? (looks up to nanay) Maybe it smelled my fart, and it fainted.

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